A big fat series of unfortunate events

Lets start from last friday shall we.

Friday, (27 July 2007)
Got sclded for no reason. Well actually there was but i'm too much of a pig to admit it. Thats over anyways so its fine now.

Monday or Tuesday.(7 August or 8 2007, after school)
There i was walking to the gate after school to get home, have lunch and take a nice long nap when suddenly some idiot shouted my name. Looked back, lo and behold, it was none other than our 'friendly' most 'loved' parrot,(a name given by otak, you're being acknowledged here mate). She started shouting accusations at me by saying that its all my fault the whole club didn't get their freaking pictures.
No.1
Do not shout accusations at me.
No.2
Do not make me look like i'm trash and uncapable of accepting the most meagre of tasks.
No.3
It wasn't something that i should be handling in the first place. Its COMMON SENSE that the old commitee has 'retired' and that i shouldn't even do anything at all.
No.4
Ask me before making me look like a complete idiot.
No.5
You suck.
So there, i just walked off while muttering swears.
That was my day. I ended up being totally depressed of course, thats what anyone would be if they went through that

Wednesday(its definately Wednesday)
Brain and I were called to see that anthony(not real name,not male either). Snail tagged along. He came out holding that damned picture. "Explain what happened." Doesn't that infuriate you? The rest of the details are still so clear. While explaining she cut us off and said, "Isn't it COMMON SENSE that you should take responsibility for the picture when its given to you?"
HELLO???? Isn't it obvious that if you just give me some freaking picture we'll just pass it to someone who's supposed to be responsible for it. Thats what we did anyways, and if they didn't do anything about it after that its not my fault. And then she said " For YOUR punishment you're going to take this to the photo guy and tell him you missed the deadline. I know you think its not your fault but it is."
That was the biggest slap in the face i ever got. Thank you, my self esteem is now in powder form. (more of it for all of you bitches to burn right?)
Oh and not forgetting that I went to look for the person supposedly in charge of the picture. I went into her class, smiled at the teacher and asked to see the girl in Malay. The teacher was malay after all. That bitch of a pig humiliated me in public man.So what if my spoken malay is a little bit on the crappy side? It has nothing to do with her. She can at least tell me nicely right? Instead of telling everyone about me being stupid and i should've been better after learning the language for years.
No offence here but Malay is not important. Tell me this, if you go to London or Paris, would you talk in malay with the locals there?
They'll know English but not Malay.
In conclusion, if you were so smart you wouldn't be stuck in your unmarried state and taking out your unmarried fury on the students. its not my fault you got a pole stuck up your ass you know.I hope you fall flat on your face while walking.

Ahhhhh....here comes the bitchiest thing that happened all week.
I got chosen for national service. My life is over. Of course i might not be attending cause i might die as soon as i even breathe in the air of the training site. Nah, i'm leaving for college in late January.
My family is cursed. Ever since that ns thing started all my cousins got chosen. Myself included. Damn. Why don't i get chosen for 100,000,000 dollar prizes instead of that.
I also heard from Brain that the participants might be chosen by teachers.
Again if thats true, it proves my point that most teachers are bitches. Yes you are.

In conclusion, that ends the crappiest week in my whole life. I'm depressed. Angry and all you bitches out there, YOU SUCK!!!!

phew.....

lots of love and kisses to myself