WHY?

Why does JLo with her big fat butt has to wear chincilla?

Because her butt's too big thats why. Its even bigger than her brain. I hope one day she gets skinned alive. I really don't see why she needs fur. I hope we won't read these headlines on the paper saying "BABY BORN TO JLO AND MARC ANTHONY HAS FUR ALL OVER ITS BODY AND A SNOUT FOR A NOSE"



Why do people who think they're oh-so-pretty wear polar bears?

Cause they've had too much plastic surgery and silicon for breasts. They've also had too much prozac and martinis for breakfast. And they think that they don't look like sluts in them.(probably not). Its not even a mystery that they've got silicon for boobs and brains.



Why do people in The Arctic wear fur?

Because they're cold. Thats why. I don't blame those people. They're cold.They've been doing that for centuries now but most don't wear fur anymore cause they know what winter jackets are.



But people like Naomi Campbell(go to hell and burn there),Jlo and those who use their wealth for all the stupidest things. Thay can afford cashmere or 3 layers thick of silk. It'd all be just as warm. But NOOOOO....they had to buy fur and wear them. They like to set trends, they like to show that ooohh i'm jenny from the block and i can now afford fur and i've married 3 times and i like to keep my pregnancy secret even though its damn obviuos. OR, they've just had too much to drink or married too many times.



Its just human nature to want to splurge a whole lot on clothes and stuff when they're rich. Go ahead and buy some more damn property then. Go for more brazilian waxes. OR GO GET A LIFE.



My point here is, fur is something we don't really need and its obvious that people can live normally without them. We don't need chincillas. We don't need to wear a husky on our shoulders. We don't have to drape dead foxes all over us. We aren't barbarians anymore. Embrace the 21st century and stop wearing fur. Its not worth it.



We were created to be superior to animals, if they had a choice they wouldn't want to be skinned alive. They wouldn't want to have their balls electocuted, they wouldn't even want to be worn by anorexic people or anyone in that case, at all.



So think about it, we wouldn't want that for ourselves. PLEASE,DON'T DO THIS TO THEM. WE SHOULD LOVE ANIMALS, NOT SKIN THEM.



To all of those around the world who wear fur, sell them or poach animals for fur, think with that big fat brain of yours and think about it. Or use faux fur, there's nothing cheap about that, noone will know the difference.



I rest my case.

WHY?

4 Weeks Later.........

4 weeks later(this is where that chime thing comes in)....

The last time i wrote a blog i said that His Scrippiness was sick. He's fine now. Guess what he did....

The silly thing ate a seed the size of a plum...swallowed it...and it kind of got stuck in his tummy. He then got sick and couldn't poop and all that and couldn't even move or eat. Kept on puking. Went to the vet and all and went through blood tests.

3 days later, he started eating and POP , the seed came right out.

The silliest dog ever? Totally. But i love you Scrippy.

Oh, and the thing about vets right. I think the vet just neglected the blood sample cause the results came back all wrong and the other sample that was sent to test for blood parasites was probably sent very much later. The results came back 3 weeks later informing me that my dog's blood was normal.

I mean, come one...3 weeks later?
If something was really wrong with the dog it would've died...
Clearly, the vet was irresponsible and what she did was totally unprofessional.
Dogs may be animals but they mean a lot to their owners.... I hope someone will sue her...

His Scrippiness, sick.

This isn't good. Scrippy's sick. Just got back from the vet and he used up 200 bucks.

He started puking watery substances on a off for a week(watery things with bubbles....)

Then he lost his appetite.(fyi, losing an apetite is not something my Scrippy would do)

So off to the vet.

He was given a drip, 3 injections, blood was taken and he was forced to eat a tablet.

Hopefully he'll be fine.....

****please let the exams be over already****

What happens....

What happens when your dog pukes like mad and you don't know what to do?
You send him to the vet.

What happens when you feel utterly distressed over the fact that you can't finish swallowing all the stuff in your history text book?
Just give up on it.

What happens when you have a 4 days break from exams and its the best time to study?
Oh, write a blog.


********I THINK I FLUNKED MY SEJARAH....BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER*********

What exams do to you....WHY?????

I hate exams. Why?

Because exams suck.Why?

Because i have to stay up all night. Why?

Because i didnt start studying earlier. Why?

Because i'm starting to get really annoying with all the why's. Why?

Because i'm an annoying person. Why?

Because annoyance is an infectious disease. Why?

Becaue i've been sitting with sharene for too long. Why?

Becaus she's a disease carrier. Why?

Because she sits with me in school and in tuition. Why?

Because we sit together? Why?

Because we want to. Why?

Shut up krystle or i'll kill you. Why?

Because i can. Why?

Because you're annoying. Why?

Oh shut up already. Why?

I said shut up........

beeeeeepp................................................................(dead)

Scrippy with his centre parting. His hair is finally growing!!! No more a baldy!!!

My half an hour of graduation night...(yes, just half)

Seriously, i only went for half an hour of the graduation dinner and it was already the end already when i got there!!!



So there I was, stuck in another function and the only thing in my mind was for that to just finish and so i could just go to school.



Fast forward to when i could really leave that place. Dad didn't wanna drive me to school....sob...sob...

Wasted a good whole 15 minutes and finally he still drove me to school anyways.(geng leh...)

When i got to school i saw people standing in the front porch already."Puhlease not let it be over already". I started running.(really running) to the hall and heard brain saying whether they wanted her band to play the song again. I ran twice as fast when i heard that, I actually got there in time to see the band play!!!

So if you saw a weirdo in a white cotton lace dress holding a beaded boxy running up on stage and hugging brain, that was me. Missed the previous 3 hours but got there in time for the most important part of it. O, and i love my classmates.You guys rock!!!

I'm just wondering why fipsy and snail were not on stage though.

And most importantly, LION WAS WEARING A SKIRT!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!HAPPIEST HALF HOUR OF MY LIFE??? DEFINATELY.

O, the food sucked so thank god i missed that.

A big fat series of unfortunate events

Lets start from last friday shall we.

Friday, (27 July 2007)
Got sclded for no reason. Well actually there was but i'm too much of a pig to admit it. Thats over anyways so its fine now.

Monday or Tuesday.(7 August or 8 2007, after school)
There i was walking to the gate after school to get home, have lunch and take a nice long nap when suddenly some idiot shouted my name. Looked back, lo and behold, it was none other than our 'friendly' most 'loved' parrot,(a name given by otak, you're being acknowledged here mate). She started shouting accusations at me by saying that its all my fault the whole club didn't get their freaking pictures.
No.1
Do not shout accusations at me.
No.2
Do not make me look like i'm trash and uncapable of accepting the most meagre of tasks.
No.3
It wasn't something that i should be handling in the first place. Its COMMON SENSE that the old commitee has 'retired' and that i shouldn't even do anything at all.
No.4
Ask me before making me look like a complete idiot.
No.5
You suck.
So there, i just walked off while muttering swears.
That was my day. I ended up being totally depressed of course, thats what anyone would be if they went through that

Wednesday(its definately Wednesday)
Brain and I were called to see that anthony(not real name,not male either). Snail tagged along. He came out holding that damned picture. "Explain what happened." Doesn't that infuriate you? The rest of the details are still so clear. While explaining she cut us off and said, "Isn't it COMMON SENSE that you should take responsibility for the picture when its given to you?"
HELLO???? Isn't it obvious that if you just give me some freaking picture we'll just pass it to someone who's supposed to be responsible for it. Thats what we did anyways, and if they didn't do anything about it after that its not my fault. And then she said " For YOUR punishment you're going to take this to the photo guy and tell him you missed the deadline. I know you think its not your fault but it is."
That was the biggest slap in the face i ever got. Thank you, my self esteem is now in powder form. (more of it for all of you bitches to burn right?)
Oh and not forgetting that I went to look for the person supposedly in charge of the picture. I went into her class, smiled at the teacher and asked to see the girl in Malay. The teacher was malay after all. That bitch of a pig humiliated me in public man.So what if my spoken malay is a little bit on the crappy side? It has nothing to do with her. She can at least tell me nicely right? Instead of telling everyone about me being stupid and i should've been better after learning the language for years.
No offence here but Malay is not important. Tell me this, if you go to London or Paris, would you talk in malay with the locals there?
They'll know English but not Malay.
In conclusion, if you were so smart you wouldn't be stuck in your unmarried state and taking out your unmarried fury on the students. its not my fault you got a pole stuck up your ass you know.I hope you fall flat on your face while walking.

Ahhhhh....here comes the bitchiest thing that happened all week.
I got chosen for national service. My life is over. Of course i might not be attending cause i might die as soon as i even breathe in the air of the training site. Nah, i'm leaving for college in late January.
My family is cursed. Ever since that ns thing started all my cousins got chosen. Myself included. Damn. Why don't i get chosen for 100,000,000 dollar prizes instead of that.
I also heard from Brain that the participants might be chosen by teachers.
Again if thats true, it proves my point that most teachers are bitches. Yes you are.

In conclusion, that ends the crappiest week in my whole life. I'm depressed. Angry and all you bitches out there, YOU SUCK!!!!

phew.....

lots of love and kisses to myself